It's the same old story you've heard before.... Boy has normal life, boy jettisons normal everyday life, quits job, says goodbye to friends and family, turns back on any expectations, buys bike and travels the world hoping to get into trouble.

Welcome to the year of the fool

Sunday, January 17, 2010

We spied him out of the corner of our eye.

We were sitting down enjoying our well earned 5 o'clock beer in the garden of the Milano Hotel in Anuradhapura in Northern Sri Lanka. We had left the beaches and the pink tourists of the south coast behind and obtained our Indian travel visas. We' watched 'Avatar' at the cinema, laughing at the absurdly named planet 'Pandora' and the insultingly obvious mineral called 'unobtainium', cheering and clapping with the chaste, modest, local crowd as the two main characters kissed for the first time.

We'd had the third of our musketeers disappear into the smoke. A baby elephant had taken a shine to Jackson’s company and a desire to headbutt me in the dying sunlight of a big day. By chance we had wandered into a local cricket ground to watch some young kids play and  in doing so, bumped into a coach that had convinced a young cricketer named Muttiah Muralitharan to give up fast bowling and batting at the age of 15 to take up spin bowling and become the greatest bowler of all time.

We had left Kandy behind, the town seemingly devoted to the storage of a tooth that once belonged to The Buddha, we'd seen the sun set and sun rise over the jaw droopingly beautiful Sigiriya – a thousand year old city and monastery built atop a massive boulder. We (or more correctly, 'I') had lamented on the fact that there seemed to be so few places where we could get a beer to end the day with. Bus upon rickety bus we had taken, overtaking on blind corners, an unwavering faith in reincarnation pushing the driver on to our destination.

Figure 1. Sigiriya.

We spied out him of the corner of our eye, carrying a cricket bat.

Game on!

We leapt out from our chairs and skipped down the drive to meet this young man of 8 years old. As is the case in Sri Lanka, within 30 seconds of leaving our beer behind, we had set up a wicket in the middle of the street and started a game of impromptu street cricket. Locals that walked past jumped into our game. Jackson talked up a storm, bowled hard at our wickets fashioned from a garden chair. Jackson batted confidently at the crease as the workers of the hotel railed down balls upon him. I with all the talent I could muster, couldn't bowl at all and when batting, struggled to hit the ball and when I did, very juniorly hit them for six, forcing us to search the front gardens of the surrounding houses.

A great game. I put my wallet down on the side of the road as we played the sunlight away.

All good travel stories require the loss of a wallet at some point. To further this point, I walked away from my wallet with a spring in my step, leaving it there to have its own travel adventure. We finished our beer, shared another one and went to our room to enjoy the luxury of watching Al Jazeera before heading out for a spot of dinner in the local roti house.

There was a knock on the door. My wallet! It had returned. For some reason, no matter how many times I leave my wallet somewhere, it always comes back to say hello to me. I put this good karma down to having been someone very nice in a past life. It was a welcome return and the three of us – Jackson, my wallet and I went into a great sleep in the warm air of Anuradhapura.

Waking up to have Jackson complain about more mosquito bites, 'Cheeky buggers' is what I said when I realised that the money in my wallet was now gone. Always finding the silver lining to a grey wallet cloud, the money I lost was clearly worth the inconvenience of having to replace the cards and identification contained within. It was when Jackson couldn't find the cash that I'd given him the previous night that something twigged. I actually had all my money the previous night after getting my wallet back. The only explanation was that while we had been sleeping, someone had come into our room and brazenly stolen the money from us. It didn't seem possible, but when we counted back our steps, the bedroom door had been ajar when we'd woken up and there was no other explanation. I should have felt a little violated that this had happened, but instead I had a cool anger that someone was trying to disrupt the good direction that my travels in Sri Lanka had been taking.

Robbed!

Figure 2: It was like playing the French in football

This was worse for Jackson. While I had already fallen in love with this beautiful little island of friendly people, he was still making up his mind whether he liked it or not. The thief had taken some money for us, but also made a significant withdrawal in the happiness account of Jackson's bank. We politely got angry with the hotel staff knowing that it would be to no avail – they had honestly returned my wallet earlier, full of cash. They felt terrible, we weren't happy and I was beginning to think that in my past life I mustn't have been as perfect as I thought I was. In a situation like this, there is very little you can do apart from hire some bikes and go for a bike ride.

And that's what we did. Like every single bike ride I've ever been on, the frustration and anger ebbed away little by little with every pedal stroke. We rode through town, over the railway and in the direction of a large dome shape of bricks. We thought that if we could get away without having to buy the $25 entry fee, we'd feel a little bit better about the money we lost. Sure, Anuradhapura was one of the great sites of the ancient world, several thousand years old and beautiful beyond belief, but if we were able to scam our way in for free, we were sure as hell going to try.

We checked the map. Got a little lost and ended up at a road that led to a set of gates that led to a Bodhi tree. The religious ignoramus that I am, I didn't know that the bodhi tree is the species of tree that the Buddha gained enlightenment under. In a nutshell, Buddha was a guy who lived in Northern India, had a wife and family, left them and went on the road. He thought about life a bit, and came up with a philosophy of living. H worked on being happy and content – not a bad life really. After a while, like Newton getting hit in the head with an apple, contentment came to the Buddha in the form of enlightenment, enlightenment found chilling out, sitting under the shade of a Bodhi tree. He did this about two and half thousand years ago and in the time since then, he’s attracted a lot of followers and years after his death he became a religion of sorts. Contrary to what I thought of with Buddhism, he wasn't Chinese and apart from a throng of attention seeking Hollywood actors, the great holders of the faith seem to live in Sri Lanka. Sri Lanka – that tiny country you might have head of where 70% of the population of the country are Buddhists.

Looking in the guide book, the Bodhi tree in Anuradhapura is the oldest historically authenticated tree in the world, weighing in with a hefty two thousand years of monk maintained history behind it. Unbeknownst to us at the time, it is considered the most sacred Bodhi tree in the world, itself born from a cutting of the original tree that our friend Buddha gained his enlightenment.

'Walk in like you own the place' was my bit of advice to Jackson when we made our way up to the gate. Immediately we looked a bit stupid when we were told to take our shoes off – clearly if we'd owned the place, we would have done so already. Damn. The good news was that we didn't need to pay to get into this one and we walked barefoot up to the tree to see what all the people had come to see.

Score! We were making money!

We walked up to the front gate to see a golden Buddha sitting as though he was sitting under a tree, his expression of half smiling giving off the impression of total contentment. Well, if I was covered in gold and spent eternity sitting under a tree without a care in the world, I imagine that I would look pretty darn contented too. We snapped some photos, looked up into the branches of the tree and did some people watching on the crowds that had come to visit this bit of wood.

We rounded the corner and found somewhere to sit in the shade. We sat alone in the coarse sand, Jackson several metres to my right. The wind rustled through the heart shaped leaves of the tree, the warmth of the sun drenched gardens caressed us, the scent of the flowers laid out as an offering danced around us in the midday heat, the smoke of the burning incense wafting to and fro around us. To my left, a man stood in a small alcove chanting with the Buddha in a loud and searching voice. To my right, a woman and her daughters sang prayers softly. Layers upon layers of voices could be heard murmuring around us.

It was a serene calm of people sitting and praying in what seemed total peace. Words cannot describe the sheer beauty of the hour we must have spent in the sand.

The Real World™ of work, travel, commercialisation, modernity and progress didn't seem to make sense under the tree. All the thoughts of money being stolen, getting in for free and sarcastic quips about a religion based around tree and a 'dude' were lost. The idea of Enlightenment and Contentment made sense in a beautiful and perfect moment. And while I'm not about to convert to a religion that I don't really believe in, I don't think I will forget that moment as long as I walk this earth. 

FIgure3. The Bodhi Tree

I'm not sure about a lot of things, but if there's one thing that I know about religion, is that after a few hours of it, it makes me hungry.
 
As such, we joyfully drifted off on our bikes for some food, returning to our ruin walking mission at the site of a big dome of bricks. The Buddhists call this style of pile of bricks a dagoda. The one we came across is called the Jetavanarama Dagoba. Built in the 3rd century AD, it stands at 70 metres tall, it's tall steeple now broken, taking it down from its original 100 metres of height. At the time of its construction, it would have been the third tallest structure in the world, only overshadowed by two piles of sandstone blocks in Egypt. That gives an indication of how impressive the ruins of Anuradhapura are. The ruins surrounding this temple housed 3000 monks and the sheer scale of the place is unbelievable. Jackson and I walked up to it. We were the only people within earshot. We had this magnificently magical structure all to ourselves. Unbelievable.

Eventually some local tourists came to pray at the temple and we took this as our cue to move on to another site. Spying an equally impressive, more modern white and gold dagoba through the trees we trundled off. Again we walked through to the temple unimpeded by tickets, everything was falling into place, the path before us was being laid out. We walked the path with happy and light feet, the path bringing us to a massive procession of worshippers. All dressed in white, their deeply brown limbs carried a length of orange fabric to the grounds of the temple. 150 people carrying a length of orange cotton into a temple, we followed them. With dozens of people chanting, the heavy smoke of the incense clouded the sky they carried the gift of cotton into the grounds. Was it a funeral? Was it a ceremony? Was this put on for the dozen or so European tourists that were there?

We followed the orange train around the huge white arc of the dome. The river of orange cloth came to rest in the arms of some waiting monks, beautifully dressed in robes of the same colour. A ceremony started, prayers were sung, candles were lit in memory. Jackson got to talking to one Grandmother and her family. They were from Colombo, the capital of Sri Lanka. 150 of them had got up at 3am that morning and made the long journey north. All funded by one quietly pious lady, they come up to Anuradhapura every year on January the 10th to show their respects and bring this length of cotton 365 metres long. We sat and watched as the resident monks and the men of the contingent jumped up on to a brick wall encircling the dagoda and wrapped the cotton around the circumfrence of the white dome. The orange of the cloth contrasting with the white of the dome and the brilliant blue of the afternoon sky.

She explained to us that this length of cotton would be used to make robes for Buddhist monks in the poorer temples of Sri Lanka, in villages where they couldn't afford to donate the cotton themselves. We sat with them, playing with the giggling granddaughters and their lotus flowers for a long time in the shade of the dagoba. Serenity.

We thanked them for their time, donned our shoes and left the temple, whiling away the last few hours of sunlight riding through ruins, looking at trees and grinning marvelously at the setting sun.  Sri Lanka had shared its beauty with us.  

We ended the day running barefoot through the streets in a heavy downpour of tropical rain. Life was beautiful.

 

Sunday, December 27, 2009
It looked like a war zone. We'd just passed through a checkpoint, getting a polite, yet rigorous pat down search. The building to the left had the windows on the second floor broken, men in military green sprawled around colonial office desks making orders, young soldiers with machine guns spaced no more than a few paces apart. On the right hand side of the road there was a row of buildings in various states of destruction. An old sweet shop, a men's clothing retailer, the signs and advertisements that you would expect to find on any main street in a country's capital. Ripped through the signs and buildings, the tears looked like the result of a bomb explosion, not so long passed.



Figure 1. The other Colombo

At the end of the street there was the clocktower. It looked like any vanilla clocktower that you might find in a British coastal town. The kind of clocktower that I would generally never think to make a journey to. But this wasn't any clocktower, it was one behind 3 security checkpoints, all guarded by smiling young men and women dressed in pleated green, sincere smiles all with access to guns, lots of guns, big guns and small guns.. guns!

We finally got to the clocktower, it was as bland as every other clocktower. But the fact that we took a step out of the busy markets of Pettah and made a jump through time through a severe civil war to see it had made the vanilla paint all the worthwhile. We tried to push our luck and get into the presidential palace to pay a visit, but that was far as two smiling travellers were able to go. Besides... the president wasn't in anyways, he was in the mountain town of Kandy.

The modern history of Sri Lanka is one littered with guns, suicide bombings and more recently, the brutal (if seemingly necessary) final defeat of the Tamil Tigers. It's one that will undoubtedly unfold more over the next few weeks.

So... There I was..

The beautiful people, snow storms and slow washing machines of London had conspired against me, and I had failed to do my one final task of packing up life. I had done the packing, all I needed to do was the storing - putting it all in a storage locker - the same storage locker that already contained the backpack I planned to take on my unplanned journey of the subcontinent. Turning up to Lars's house at 6am on my day of departure, I voicelessly thanked him for taking my stuff in and volunteering to put it in storage for me. (Even though I'm not sure he remembers me actually asking him to do this after several hours in the pub). I left and walked to the tube in a sick state. I coughed, wheezed and peered out of my swollen eyes through the falling snow. Finally making it onto the Piccadilly line, I passed out. Arriving at the airport I staggered through checkin, security and the throng of airport shops to wait for my flight.

I bought some lozenges, chocolate bars and water. Drinking a coffee, I immediately lost the lozenges, chocolate bars and water. I went to buy a newspaper, a few minutes later realizing that I'd lost the contents of my first shopping trip, yet had now somehow managed to accidentally shoplift another parcel of goods which contained some of what I'd just lost. Fortuitously, I made it onto the flight and passed out. After an unbearable last two hours of head cold induced pain, we descended into Colombo and Jackson was there to meet me at the airport.

I couldn't say a word, couldn't walk in a straight line and was like a dazed baboon after some slightly too ripe bananas. God knows what Jackson had thought about this poor excuse for a man.

Thankfully, we hopped in a taxi, Jackson blathered on about life, love and lost connections while I numbly nodded along in between seconds of sleep. It turns out that I wasn't the only one falling asleep. It turned out that our taxi driver wasn't expertly weaving in and out of traffic - he was dozing, wandering across the 3 lanes of 4am Colombo traffic like a man sleepily walking to the toilet at the end of the hallway.

He stopped, washed his face with cold water and to keep us alive, Jackson kept him awake by continually talking to him about cricket and the men with the guns. Driving us passed the scores of military riflemen stationed on the road, he finally delivered us to the Tropic Inn. It contained a bed. In this bed, I slept for the next 14 hours and Jackson probably talked to me as though I wasn't sleeping.

Finally awaking, I unpacked my shoulder bag to find that my thongs, my other pair of shorts, my hat and god knows what else I thought I packed were missing. And that was the start of the adventure in Sri Lanka

We've had a few days wandering the humidly scented streets, markets and beaches of Colombo. Marvelling at how many soldiers there are there, gently sharing a laugh with the heavily decorated official who asked us where we were from and tried to extract a 200 rupee Christmas 'Gift' out of us.

Since then we've unsuccesfully looked for a backpack for me, I've recovered my voice, we found that the bar on the beach here is only too happy to serve us beer in the lifeguard's tower and that despite it being documented that Jesus loved a little tipple, apparently 'Out of respect Christmas' they won't serve alochol on Christmas day here. We've been photographed for the Indian bureaucracy, been offered sex from homeless boys, swum in the warm surf, wandered the train tracks hugging the coastline and disappointingly represented our nations in a cricket game with the locals.

So, that's Colombo so far, a hot city that has a history of violent terrorism, with lots of guns, lots of people and lots avenues to lots of little adventures

Next, we head to the hills of Kandy.
Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jay and I go back to our Austrian routes for a weekend of Epic snow.

Visit http://www.kransky.com/lachlan/pictures/20080325_Austria/ for the photos.


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Monday, May 28, 2007
It's pretty easy to get stuck in a rush. Stuck in a rush for days, weeks, months, until it arrives at a point so natural that it's no longer a rush, it's just normal life.

8pm becomes a normal finish time from work, pubs become more familiar than the kitchen, breakfast becomes a decadent indulgence, you can't find time to fit seeing your friends in because you're too "busy" with other things. Months become weeks that fly by.

I ride to and from work everyday. The freedom, the movement, the singlness of the act, the races you find yourself taking. I  love it and preach about it like a reborn evangelist.

But like a junkie, I've found to keep loving it, I've had to keep on pushing the boundaries. Gone are the days I used to balk at dodging incoming traffic to get a better position. Long past are the times I would give ways to cars because they're a lot heavier than me. Welcome heady days of adrenaline, danger, risk and a pretend life as a cycle courier. Hello to the view that traffic is nothing more than a moving mountain biking trail.


Figure 1. Someone living the dream

In recent times, I've been thinking about slowing down. Realising that the sketchy moves I've been pulling, I'll only be able to pull for a certain amount of time. Seeing those few accidents I've had recently could have quite easily ended up with me having more than a broken bike.

The other morning I was riding to work, deciding to take a different route to the normal one that I take. Figuring it was a nice day, I had an espresso in the sun before hopping on the bike, throwing some tunes in and flying along.

Over the Thames, in and around the busses, and up the dangerously blind shoulders. I notice that there seemed to be a slowing of the traffic.

I sccoted around the inside of a bus to get up a bit and sat a car stopped in the middle of the road.

Beneath the back of the car lay a man.

His legs bent the wrong way around a wheel. He's eyes glazed over, gazing blankly into the face of a man on a mobile who was calling the ambulance.

I noticed the pool of deep red blood circle around his head, eventually spilling over and forming a trickle towards the street gutter.

It was a surreal chaos, the driver of the car was distraught, the blood flowed and all the people waiting for the bus were just standing there and watching,.

I got off the bike and started to help out. There was nothing we could do for the injured man, so I calmed the driver, spoke to the guy on the phone and started directing traffic until the ambulance arrived. Some plumbers got out of their truck, surveyed the scene, propped his head up with a cloth and then deftly maneuvered their truck around the prone man, speeding off to their next job.

Surveying the scene, it looked as though the man had made a dash across the street to get to the bus stop, running into the path of the car he was trapped under. In a rush.

I left a short time after they lifted the car off him and started getting him ready for the ambulance. He was conscious as they loaded him into the stretcher.

I left the scene, not looking back, riding soberly up the vacant street. The sun, the espresso and the tunes had all left me, replaced with the thoughts of wine coloured trickles in the gutter.

 
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Doing something completely different for a change, Adam and I decided to go and see a band together at the Mean Fiddler in London.

Mixing it up a bit, we decided that we'd take in a punk band. We haven't done something like this since the last time we saw a punk band at the Mean Fiddler , which was well, weeks ago.

Red Stripe - beer of choice
Figure 1. Red Stripe - the Mean Fiddler beer of choice

But this time was complete different, instead of seeing one of the greatest shows by one of the greatest punk bands out of Boston (which was the Bouncing Souls), we saw one of the greatest shows by one of the greates punk bands out of Southern California - Lagwagon.

We've even got photos to prove how much fun it was:

http://kransky.com/lachlan/pictures/20070416_lagwagon/



 
Thursday, January 25, 2007
People complain about the weather in London, it's too hot, it's too cold, too wet, too smoggy, too...too.. too, well something or other.


Figure 1. Snow in London

I've experienced some bad weather in my time and London doesn't really cut it on the world scene. Which leads me to believe that people complain about the weather in London purely because they are in England. And in England, complaining about somethign rivals football and queueing as the national sport. What I will say about the weather here in London is that it's generally more bland than anything else. Not bitter enough to be harsh and never beautiful enough to be delightful - it's the vanilla ice cream of weather, the Prince Charles of extremities. Exceptional in the fact that it is so boring.

But this morning something different was upon us. A heavy blanket of snow coated London. And with housemate Christina waking us up at the ungodly hour of 6.30, we were treated to seeing it early on. Here are some shots of my house, the ride to work, and my nerd workmate Crafti and his snowman.

The photos of can be found at http://www.kransky.com/lachlan/pictures/20070124_London_In_Snow
Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Here's a quick video I made for the family over Christmas showing what makes up my life here in London.

Interesting, if you like 8 minutes of good music ruined by a stack self-indulgent photos and videos showing where I live, what I do, and who I do it with...


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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Lars and I gargle, rinse, hold and suck.

Ouch!


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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Ok, so it's been a long time between drinks for this blog.

The other day I was on the way to work and an article in the Guardian on the latest two months of killings in Iraq, which have been the bloodiest so far. Accompanying the article was a photo of a young girl, screaming in a hospital. Despite having seen these kinds of images on a daily basis, I was sickened.

I wrote to the paper, writing a letter I knew wouldn't get published, but it felt good to write regardless.

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I'm an adult, born in the information age. I've watched television, seen movies, read newspapers, explored the Internet. I've seen more violence, more inhumanity and more horror than most war veterans. It's become an unfortunate reality that I've become desensitised to the majority of what goes on in the current world.

But after reading of death toll in Iraq, ("Civilian deaths soar to record high in Iraq"), I had this unusual sick feeling in my stomach. Revolted not just by the brutality of current events, but also by the fact that this is a crisis created by our elected officials. A crisis created for not one single concrete reason.

Knowing what we know now, to hear that these same officials, given the chance, would do the same again is unfathomable.

I have a message to all of those who would re-elect these people: You have blood on your hands.

I just hope it doesn't stain your armchair.


Wednesday, April 12, 2006
 I found my first roll of film from South America.


Figure 1. Me, enjoying the snow whilst hiking alone